shit weasel

a person who is of no use to society (slang)

get outta here you shit weasel!!

by crabman250 January 9, 2010

piss-shit

A smell that resembles that of urine and feces mixed together.

"dude your room smells like piss-shit"

by Jack N. Meough July 31, 2009

shit ton

5000 of any thing

"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!"

"Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"

by welderflyerboy April 25, 2010

Shit Shat

the art of taking someones candy bar when they arent looking and replacing it with a piece of human feces.

Shit Shat works best with baby ruth, butterfingers, and twix

by Dodongo56 January 5, 2011

Shit in the toilet

A phrase used to describe something that has happened and can't be changed. Similar to Water under the bridge.

Josh- Dude i'm so fucking pissed at you for smashing my Lamborghini.

Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.

by bigjugsmctittyface. January 10, 2011

dip shit

Being really retarded, when the question or something you did should be easy.

NO, YOU DIP SHIT! 1+1=2, NOT 78!

by idk, maybe michal jackson May 1, 2011

shit-bate

A shit-bade is where a male takes his lap top computer to the toilet, takes a shit, and then proceeds to masturbate while sitting on the toilet full of crap. sometimes a courtesy flush is necessary.

Every day at 4 pm, Johnny always SHIT-BATES.

by johnnyshitbates August 10, 2010