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baby christian

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020
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baby gravy train

When 3 or more men get on their hands and knees, they are pegged in a line until they all finish on the floor
Want to be our third carriage in a baby gravy train
by Baby gravy man April 11, 2024
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Baby

A baby is a small being in process of growth
Since the baby is not fully conscious yet, it can not remember anything throughout half it's childhood
A baby can also react at random times, leaving it crying
A baby is also an annoying piece of shit that you want to throw out a window whenever you hear it cry
"I'm pregnant with my first baby."
"Your baby is ugly."
"Fat bitch baby."
by Kyothejasperlover July 7, 2021
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Dream Babies

A term used when some one ejaculated in the bathtub or shower.
Guy 1: Why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: I was making dream babies.
Guy 1: Oh hahaha gross.
by br3ntron September 8, 2012
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Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.
“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”
by Ttawlove September 7, 2022
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facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
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baby

mari: im baby
all friends: mari baby
by theacool June 12, 2019
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