Penisdar

A person's ability to calculate a male's penis size based on achievements, attitude and swagger.

- "Did you see the Dylan Sprouse nudes?"
- "Yeah man! I expected more. My penisdar was telling me atleast 6 inches but I was off!"

by Key Meioh December 15, 2013

penisbaiting

Placing A Hook in your penis, and then jumping into an Amazonian lake filled with native piranhas.

Wow, I can't believe he's actually penisbaiting!

by Penisbaiter114 April 27, 2014

peniswrinkle inquiry

A very odd question, often coming out of nowhere.

Betty: Hey, I have a question for you.

Tom: What is it?

Betty: If you had to have one person pee on you, who would it be?

Tom: What the fuck kind of question is that?

Betty: It's just a peniswrinkle inquiry.

by AsdfKitties May 2, 2014

Penisile

A penis that is forever trapped in exile becuse it like to much pussy and got purple balls in his face hole.

"Man I got so much pussay last night that my dick went into Penisile and now I got purple balls on my face!"

by Me Poopy Face May 20, 2014

Penispumple

A large blister or cyst like growth created from overuse of a penis pump.

Jack: My junk hurts.
Jill: Damn, that's the biggest penispumple I've ever seen!

by Crippey Boy June 13, 2014

Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

Penisified

To acquire or be given penis-like qualities.

The costume was penisified by putting a dick-head hat on.

by Mr.pickledick January 17, 2015