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Sex and Candy

Hangin' 'round downtown by myself
And I had so much time to sit and think about myself
And then there she was, like double cherry pie
Yeah, there she was
Like disco super-fly
I smell sex and candy here, mmm
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, dig it
Hangin' 'round downtown by myself
And I've had too much caffeine, and I was thinkin' 'bout myself
And then there she was, in platform double suede
Yeah, there she was
Like disco lemonade
I smell sex and candy here, mmm
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, dig it
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
I smell sex and candy here, mmm
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, dig it
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this must be my dream
by Death Menace December 9, 2022
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ethnic sex act

1. A vulgar sex act that follows the naming convention of placing an ethnic adjective next to a seemingly innocuous, everyday word. Often, the theme of the sex act will be constant with the ethnicity, for example, often linking Greek with anally related acts and Russian with extremely violent sex acts.
Notable Ethnic Sex Acts:

Mexican Avalanche
Greek Ram-rod
Russian Cockblock
Spanish Blindfold
French Bagel
English Breakfast
Italian Foot Bone
{insert ethnicity here} {insert random everyday word here}
by aka_Pyro May 27, 2008
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sex in my mouth

A popular way to describe something that is very pleasing to the senses. It tastes very good on your tounge. Can also be used when referring to oral sex!
example 1: OMG....this budlight is sex in my mouth.
example 2: I want some sex in my mouth immediatley!
by C-pain February 27, 2008
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Internet Sex Kitten

The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:

- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).

Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."
by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008
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big dumb sex

Long, passionate, clumsy intercourse between obese people.
They have big dumb sex every night.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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SEX-BASED ECONOMY

The reality that the modern American female does'nt have sex unless there is money involved.Such economy has always existed...but has been made more widely available to more women of varying degrees of savvy by that great class-leveling tool called:THE INTERNET.
If a woman is even barely attractive("6" or higher) she's:
1)Acting a/o directing a/o producing a/o selling porn.
2)Has a website(s) to that effect.
3)Is on numerous "modeling" sites.
4)Is on numerous "escort" sites.
5)Is on a coupla' porn casting agency sites.
6)Owns the casting agency.
7)Is stripping.
8)Earning money doing anything from "hot bod-bikini contests"...to repping for a liqour company at local bars...to being a spokesmodel for online gaming companies...to being the calendar/booth girl for import-tuner aftermarket car companies.
9)Got some guy(s) paying for anything from dinner...to rent
...to college...to cars...to real estate in her name...to
whatever the market will bear.
The maximum effective age band is between 18 and 35...much like a pro-ballplayer. Such gamesmanshp is no longer the province of the usual suspects...THEY'RE ALL DOING IT...because they can.
This new economic paradigm dovetails perfectly with the NEO-FEMINIST concept that as long as the money ends up in a womans pocket...anything goes.Women now define,re-define,and profit from their sexuality."WHORE" is no more an insult than two brothas' callin' each other "nigga"...And is usually delivered as a back-handed compliment from one woman to another in envy at ones ability to "game it" better.
This economy also weaves perfectly into the "traditional" legal/governmental set-up...in that even a most casual glance at the legal system finds women attorneys,judges,and politicians in abundance...Thus providing the institutional basis for protecting & bolstering this "new" economy.Yes,we are truly ... "a nation of laws and not of men."
BLIND IDIOT:"My woman and I relate to each other on a level
of love I've never known."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY:"You're gonna make me puke!Check the scoreboard...She's 32...an ex-model who's been gaming the SEX-BASED ECONOMY since she was 16.She's toasted through her stamps...and you are happier n' a fly in shit to have her.
What's it like being a caddie?"
by L.MARTIN October 19, 2005
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Russian Sex Dragon

The Russian sex dragon is when you poop in someone's mouth, stitch their mouth closed, then tickle their butt cheeks until the poop comes out their nose
Person 1: Hey how's your day?
Person 2: Great, I just gave my son a Russian sex dragon!
Person 1: Poggers!
by fartbagmcdonalds March 3, 2021
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