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Word Crapper 

Noun: One who speaks incessantly, usually in a group setting and with dramatic, negative tone and with no regard for others' time, opinions or ideas.
"Did you hear Bob's ridiculous 25 minute bitch-session in that meeting? Man, he's a real word crapper."
Generally used to describe the most interesting people in the world. Kind, courageous, oh so funny and terribly strong. Superhuman-like qualities. Good hunters.. Sharp yet blunt. Indefinable yet somewhat obvious. Mysteriously affable in nature. They seem like family but only if you like your family. Always the most loved of all their friends. Everyone wants to be a Woodske. Very good at complex hand-to-hand combat moves, interpreting art and public speaking. They always know what animals are thinking.
An affectionate term. Oh you are the best...you're such a Woodske.
Adds emphasis to a sentence. That pizza was Woodske!
Comparative - You are a pretty good wood carver, but you'll never be a Woodske.
Describes a hidden talent... I didn't know you could do the Woodske.
woodske by Chevapottamus January 3, 2011

Wordbond 

Shortened version of "Word is bond" which is shortened version of "My word is my bond".

Meaning what you say is true and good.

However it can be used as a equivalent to saying "for real" or "are you serious".
Man 1: Yo man I tapped that ass last night
Man 2: Really?
Man 1: Wordbond

Dude 1: Hey man I almost hooked up with Jessica last night
Dude 2: Wordbond?
Dude 1: Yah man
Wordbond by Madanagry January 28, 2011

Woodsonite 

A student or former student from the W.T. Woodson High School. Generally known for their excessively high GPA and overloading of AP courses. Woodsonites are often found roaming the areas of Fair City Mall and University Mall with popular hangouts being the Cinema Arts Movie Theater and Josie's Frozen Yogurt.

Not to be confused with the term "Woodsonians" which is actually not a name used by students, but by teachers in a sad attempt to be hip.
Student 1: Are you going to Josie's today?
Student 2: Yeah, there's supposed to be tons of Woodsonites there.
Woodsonite by proudtitania September 11, 2011

worda me 

like swearing on God, but on your {life} instead.
worda me by matdayyy May 2, 2018

Woodstock, Illinois 

Woodstock Illinois is a small town located in the far northwest of Chicago. It’s hightlight is their town square where Grounghog Day was filmed in the 90s. The town is a Mecca for illegal immigrants, wannabe gangsters, hippies, homeless, and drug abusers. The older residents, who’ve never left town, wonder how this quaint little town has gone to shit over the years. On weekends, the “downtown” bar whores run aloof; they’re diseased so beware of them. There are multiple Mexican restaurants.. hardly anything else. If you’re looking for a good taco, some cocaine, or an easy chick to take home just hop on the Metra train from Olgilvie Station and have them drop you off at the second to last stop from the end of the line.
Where are you from?

I’m from Woodstock, ILLINOIS.
Is that near Chicago?
Yes (easier than explaining it is nowhere)