woodske 

Generally used to describe the most interesting people in the world. Kind, courageous, oh so funny and terribly strong. Superhuman-like qualities. Good hunters.. Sharp yet blunt. Indefinable yet somewhat obvious. Mysteriously affable in nature. They seem like family but only if you like your family. Always the most loved of all their friends. Everyone wants to be a Woodske. Very good at complex hand-to-hand combat moves, interpreting art and public speaking. They always know what animals are thinking.

An affectionate term. Oh you are the best...you're such a Woodske.
Adds emphasis to a sentence. That pizza was Woodske!
Comparative - You are a pretty good wood carver, but you'll never be a Woodske.
Describes a hidden talent... I didn't know you could do the Woodske.

woodske by Chevapottamus January 3, 2011

woodser 

A popular Greek date function or mixer event. Typically involves a bonfire, kegs, and live music. It will usually be held on a farm, a large field, or a clearing in the woods.

Attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.

I took my sorostitute girlfriend on the Phi Kappa Tau Woodser!

woodser by Fratdaddy99 January 11, 2009

Into the Woodsed 

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.

I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.

Into the Woodsed by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014

Woodser 

an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.

"What's the festering scab on your lip? Is that herpes?"

"Yeah. I went to Woodser."

Woodser by Big Freeze UFL February 6, 2010

take him/her/it behind the woodshed 

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating

Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs

take him/her/it behind the woodshed by Matthew M. Lee June 21, 2007

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

Take jimmy to the woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

woodshed

An allusion to being corporally punished, where the victim would be sent to the woodshed to await his punisher. The woodshed was a popular location, because it was remote from the rest of the family, and there was abundant material there for fashioning a paddle or a switch.

Get to the woodshed boy - your pa is gonna tan your hide when he gets home from the mill.

woodshed by Rod Brock July 26, 2006