Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email

Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Straight Business

The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.

Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.

Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!

by helen eastefon April 8, 2011

hop on bad business

gay homosexual roblox players play a rip off arsenal game and use snipers as dildos

Terry: Hop on bad business

Jerry: Alright, but I don't like using snipers as dildos.

by californian crackhead May 30, 2021

Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

by Cassidy. August 4, 2016

give them the business

From “Leave It To Beaver”, this expression basically means pulling someone’s chain with deliberately provocative banter.

“Oh, you shouldn’t let that jerk Eddie Haskell get to you. He was just trying to give them the business. “

by Preston Sturges October 5, 2020

Birkenhead business suit

A tracksuit, usually white fila, worn with trainers: what people from Birkenhead wear on formal occasions

Person one: did you see our John!
Person two: yeah, he was on his way to the job center with his Birkenhead business suit on

by Lydtehsquid September 17, 2019

innovative business model

a shit ton of hype + a sprinkle of utility

NFT leverages an innovative business model

by notaunicorn April 10, 2021