Boner pogo

When she bounces on that dick like it's a pogo stick.

Yo babe you down for some boner pogo tonight?

by JarlChiefstain June 10, 2020

intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain

yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.

by crambup October 15, 2017

Boner sidler

When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.

Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!

Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!

by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013

Suffer boner

Sadistic mixture of pleasure and pain that results from workplace challenges, most commonly experienced by an administrator.

Man, my director’s suffer boner is so big right now because of all these Covid mitigation measures. He has to push it around in a wheelbarrow.

by D.O. Homo February 28, 2022

tinder boner

The mini chub we all get while swiping the sexual depths of Tinder.

I can't swipe at the bar anymore because of my tinder boner

by MomoneyMisa January 9, 2018

mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.

Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.

by Old Barney July 18, 2017

Boner Goggles

The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.

She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.

by shnummy August 1, 2012