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Danger Boner

Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.
Jenny love's skydiving for both the adrenaline rush and the huge danger boner before the jump.
by DaveCorpUSA July 14, 2014
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Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.
'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'
by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012
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boner slime

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix
by iamhellcat March 14, 2014
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honest boner

An erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. Typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.
I have to be careful around Zooey b/c she gives me an honest boner so easily.
by matt5000 June 27, 2010
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boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers
"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"
by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013
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Boner Crease

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.
Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!
by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015
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intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain
yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.
by crambup October 15, 2017
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