3 definitions by CaptainCatLoaf

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.
Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!
by CaptainCatLoaf May 31, 2015
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When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.
“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”
by CaptainCatLoaf November 25, 2019
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Referring to a rusty torn up outdoors basketball court. Usually in the ghetto and hoops are replaced with chains. Most of the time, there are cracks in the concrete from homies doing extreme balling with good j's on. As these aren't the best balling area for most, ghetto dunks are almost always abandoned. You may usually find ghetto dunks at parks or schools, particularly Junior High Schools.
Bruce: Hey Jimmy, do you want to go ball with me at the ghetto dunks after lunch?
Jimmy: Sounds awesome! I'll bring some of my homies with me and we can do 2 on 2.
Bruce: Sweet, I can't wait! I bet it'll be wiped of peeps just like yesterday!
Jimmy: I bet you a half-court shot there won't be anybody but us and the g's there!
Bruce: Deal!
by CaptainCatLoaf April 30, 2015
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