Teeth Moss

You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)

Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.

by Poopymcpissson June 9, 2021

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shark teeth

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by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

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80 teeth

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What so good happened ? You look like if you has 80 teeth

by Nonchenon January 21, 2022

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Right angle teeth

Bent yellow tiny cerated front teeth that are so bent they are a solid right angle

Yo Spaden, you have sweetcorn right angle teeth and no dad

by Fatfucking March 4, 2021

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Mountain Teeth

A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.

While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.

by sinsix February 10, 2010

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