Toilet head

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.

1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)

by SDoodle June 27, 2016

Head safety

When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.

My girl is really into head safety

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

Colbert Head

A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.

I was only joking you Colbert head.

by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009

Watermelon Head

Big ass head

Gina got a big ass watermelon head on top of her neck.

by Jsbdjdeksn June 16, 2018

Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.

In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.

by Haomakk April 7, 2021

head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.

Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!

by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011

Head Clinic

Similar to head doctor

A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex. Head clinic is where she does it to everyone around like a doctor see patient's in a clinic.

Shes running a head clinic on the whole football team

by Greasymonkey September 28, 2018