bed time

at night the worst words to hear
in the morning the best words to hear

bed time billy
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

up now, out of bed
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Hotshot14380 May 31, 2016

bad time

do you want it?
fight sans.

do you want to have a bad time?

by badass10006 August 19, 2017

itsjhalt time

itsjhalt time is a alternate time in the Minecraft community.
For example itsjhalt time is if someone says "give me 5minutes"

they really mean 30minutes.

Player #1: Wow VeltPvP was really late on releasing the map this week.
Player #2: I know man. They pulled a itsjhalt time".

by Randomueejjwneme September 28, 2017

candy crush time

When you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they've changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on Candy Crush Saga.

A: What's the time?
B: Just gone 4.
A: Huh? It's still morning, you must be on Candy Crush time!

by Nonflyingfarang April 24, 2014

michigan time

Michigan Time refers to the fact that University of Michigan classes start 10 minutes after the time listed in the course schedule. Classes usually end on the hour or half hour to allow 10 minutes of commute time.

Don't worry, you aren't late for class. We run on michigan time.

by Kyle Mulka December 12, 2008

time bandit

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

cock time

When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.

Mark: hey buddy, what's the time?

Peter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTS cock time!

Mark: El Radico!!

by legless February 14, 2006