ass latte

A frothy mixture of anal mucus and sperm whipped up in a viscosity to that of a meringue pie.

Sorry Troy, I didn't mean to put too much cream in that ass latte we shared last night.

by Diego Roma January 13, 2017

ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.

My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

domino ass

The sweaty, sore feeling you get in your ass from playing a full 13 rounds of dominos. Often alleviated by getting up and grabbing a beer or taking a piss.

Guy 1: Damn, I'm starting to get that domino ass.
Guy 2: Well, beer me broseph.
Guy 1. Aight

by J-Bop August 30, 2012

ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,

After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.

by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

pudding ass

An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea

'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'

by beezley October 15, 2013

ass logger

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.

(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.

by upthedownside August 7, 2012

luiza's ass

The most incredible thing the world has ever seen. Everyone wants it but only a few will ever acquire it. the ones that do, will be remembered down in history as heroes.

Person: Damn have you seen Luiza's ass today
Person2: yh bro I just wanted to smack that all day.

by ploply November 19, 2018