Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015

Tits and Nipples

Something that is better then good. (gooder than good).

The description of a great idea.

derived by a cool guy from the U.S.A. that loves fishing. He likes building things too.

That bbq shack you built is Tits and Nipples.

by Just a Hillbilly from up North June 26, 2012

Helicopter Tits

When one runs down the stairs at such speed as ones tits spin much like a helicopter propellor

I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.

by Tony 2 Tins June 12, 2018

tit catalogue

a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.

My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.

by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009

slick as tits

Slick tits, A positive statement about something awesome. The lubed up streamlined female chest so sweaty or oiled that you could slide right off of her, or it. like reaching out to grab something and it slips through your fingers, but you want it so badly you keep on slipping.

Dat's slick as tits wit baby oil. or, Dat's slicker'n tits, I'm all over dat slick ass tits nom nom nom.

by x8105 October 18, 2013

Stick with tits

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.

That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.

by newyy1 September 10, 2011

torp Tits

Breasts shaped like torpedoes.

Look at Jay’s Torp Tits.

by Dr. Dizz September 11, 2019