noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.
by newyy1 September 9, 2011
adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick
See tits on a stick
by Guru November 7, 2004
Function: verb
Origin: from put a sock in it
Date: september 2008
1. Roughly translated means "shut-up" or stop talking,
But was tweeked to through a subtle blow at someone's immature attitude.
2.Used to encourage someone to stop whining like a little baby.
Bonus!: If someone's whinning like or acting like a pussy, you could also tell them to put a tampax up it.
Origin: from put a sock in it
Date: september 2008
1. Roughly translated means "shut-up" or stop talking,
But was tweeked to through a subtle blow at someone's immature attitude.
2.Used to encourage someone to stop whining like a little baby.
Bonus!: If someone's whinning like or acting like a pussy, you could also tell them to put a tampax up it.
Person A: I don't want to walk all the way back to the car; it's too far
Person B: It's two blocks
Person A: I don't care; it's too far; my feet hurt.
Person B: Oh, stick a tit in it!
Person B: It's two blocks
Person A: I don't care; it's too far; my feet hurt.
Person B: Oh, stick a tit in it!
by J. L. Fields October 10, 2008
The evening activity game of Sticks and Stones played only in the nude with the exception of sports bras and jock straps.
"Sandy I really like your sports bra"
"Thanks! I bought it especially for playing Sticks & Tits tonight".
"When JC slid into the safe zone, he lost his jock strap and Katy, thinking it was an object for retrieval, sprinted back to her team's side and the pennies won the game of Sticks & Tits"
"Thanks! I bought it especially for playing Sticks & Tits tonight".
"When JC slid into the safe zone, he lost his jock strap and Katy, thinking it was an object for retrieval, sprinted back to her team's side and the pennies won the game of Sticks & Tits"
by Horn Dogs June 22, 2009