cannonsburg ski area

The place where dinosaurs became extinct, you can tell because of the craters in there driveway. The bathrooms remind you of a dirty campgrounds communal bathroom. The ski lifts are either broken or have unreasonably long lines. The employees hate themselves and refuse to do their jobs. The owners don't care to reinvest their profits into their property. Their food is like your local run down drive In theaters cafe. Their prices are higher than your creepy uncle on April 20th. The lodge reminds you of a homeless shelter after COVID-19.

Hey want to come to Cannonsburg Ski Area with me tomorrow?
Nah man I rather go anywhere else, Cannonsburg is a dump, they should pay me to snowboard there.

by Lmaopp January 10, 2025

Skiing

A cleaning process where you gently yet thoroughly clean around the rim of anus with two fingers.

"I slipped while skiing last night and now I got pains down there."

by Dawn7274 August 25, 2025

Sao Tome and Principe Ski Mountain

The act of a man jizzing on mountain turning it into a ski mountain and skiing down it with hoes

Im gonna bring my hoes for a Sao Tome And Principe Ski Mountain

by 6117 October 24, 2025

Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.

My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.

by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025

Ski Churning

The use of two hands to churn two seperate sticks simultaneously.

Man, I loved Ski Churning John and Doe the previous night.

by Highlander9669 December 11, 2025

Skiing in aspen

Snorting a line of coke

Me and mike or going to be skiing in aspen if you want to tag along

by Robo2004 January 3, 2026

Ola Ski

Cool

Ola Ski is sexy

by Not Ola K-H January 20, 2025