Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

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King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

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king fanger

the king of all fangers, someone who will fang secretly and not tell anyone and then deny it when found out. this is not a good trait as he chooses hoes before bros

Mr. Wiggles is internationally recognised as king fanger of all the fangers. he resides in his humble abode in Dun Laoghaire Co. Dublin, Ireland. He spends the majority of his time with women and the rest of the time he is sleeping or making plans with other women and has no time for his fellow male companions.

by fanger hunter 3006 June 3, 2011

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Crypto King

A term used to describe an individual who has made lots of money through investing in cryptocurrency.

Trizzy Trapz is the Crypto King having invested a lot of money in Bitcoin back in 2013.

by CryptoAnalytics October 27, 2020

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Pulling a King

To win. To do so well, you rule.

Wow, he is a great ship clerk, he must be pulling a King.

by King1988 May 31, 2021

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The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

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