Garden List

Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.

I love the idea of going to Key West, I am adding that to my garden list

by anonymous January 22, 2025

Garden gnome

Someone from the FNG discord server who thinks garden gnomes are funny, he is also a Salah simp like you are. The amount of cringe he produces is usually unreal. His opinions are also questionable.

Tuna's are the best type of fish, no debate. Said by garden gnome on the 12 th of July

by Some garden gnome July 12, 2021

Caleb gardener

spend before you think

caleb gardener spends money

by 0atb March 14, 2023

Garden Gnoming

The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)

If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?

by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025

Gnarly Garden

The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.

That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.

I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023

Mary's Garden

A hairy pussy

"She got her Mary's garden out!"

by Wayne Ladlow June 19, 2021

Garden

The roof at MSG; when something is so ahhhh

The roof at MSG is so Garden

by Jtheguy69 March 21, 2020