milk pool

The ejaculation of one into his or someone else's bellybutton thus making a milk pool

Bro i totally milk pooled her last night.

by Milk Pool December 30, 2017

millimeter milk

The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.

Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it

by Mister Doctor Zeus February 10, 2019

Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.

Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.

by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011

Hella Milk

Hella Milk is a movement for better milk with more calcium, more fiber and overall more nutritive matter for healthier development and happier life.

It started as a petition but it didn't stop there; it got more than 30 signs.

The movement was started by ig user: ellena0302.
The account is managed by H.S. & E.B.

They advocate for life without osteoporosis.

"Hey, have you heard of Hella Milk?"
"Yes! They cured my osteoporosis."
"That's awesome! Do you think they can do the same for me?"
"Yes, of course!"

by RealGod666 February 13, 2019

milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk

in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"

by curtis450 December 22, 2017

Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.

Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!

by LukeSmashing January 3, 2017

Milk Mustache

When somebody does a line of coke and you see the powder on the underside of your nose

Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look

by Big Moist Daddy July 16, 2018