Ian's Opinions

Ian's Opinions is what is usually a response to what a normal individual would say or a questions towards someone which is then hated and told that nobody cares about by someone who is usually their ex-girlfriend who has built up mass hatred towards them.

Normal Individual: Ian reads too many books.

Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.

Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!

Ian: Okay.

Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".

by LOLXD21 June 19, 2018

Ian

The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world

-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.

by Ian's girl December 13, 2021

Ian

Ian is a very kind loving boy who is very shy. He doesn’t like making the first move so girls, have fun marking the effort into the relationship. He’s insecure about what his crush thinks of him and always wants her to be the one staring. When you girls laugh it’ll always make him nervous and bubbly. He does stuff to impress you like if you’re a school child he’ll try and get all A+ or maybe he’ll try to get all F- . He always talks about his crush to her bestfriend and tells her not to say anything to you about it

Ian: I got all A’s this semester

by Payton..2 March 9, 2019

Ian jomha

Maximum cringe these days previously known for content cop.

Ian jomha is joke HA

by B1chesIoI March 2, 2024

ian

Not to be confused with the name "Ian". This is a reduction of "I ain't" on the model of ion, or "i don't". Pronounced "aɪˌeɪn", or basically just "I ain't" but without the t.

"Ian fuck with that."
"Ian gon' go."
"Ian even know what he say."

by hawn hawn baguette February 10, 2024

ian

a bald man with two children and watches football

my dads name is ian and he is bald

by Redherbert07 July 16, 2021

Ian

Ian is hot and keeps saying 'Ok Boomer,' Which is even hotter.

Ian, date me, baby.

by That'sYourMOm November 21, 2019