Dolphin Dick

A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole

Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

The Dolphin

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

Last night I tried the Dolphin and I could do it. Been doing a lot of training.

by QuakerOtis October 6, 2021

Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022

The DoLphin

When you gargle the semen. Next you spit it up in the air, and catch it and swallow. After you look up at you partner and smile

Jesse loves to see him do the dolphin after he ejaculates in his mouth.

by Brattychil January 14, 2022

Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018

Dolphin

A rapey aquatic animal

Dolphins are rapists

by Musical Chairs March 23, 2021

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023