The Dolphin

When you are taking your girl in doggystyle, then gently try to sneak it into the poo factory, but she will notice. She will then turn her head and mumble the same noice as a dolphin. “Eh eh, eh eh, eh eh”.

Guy: I tried to fuck her in the butt, but i ended up with the dolphin...
Guy: Daaaaamn... I feel you bro.

by HamDenStoreFraSyden June 16, 2019

Dirty Dolphin

When you cum inside another individual and proceed to consume your own cream. Also known as Olsoning yourself.

After I came in his mouth, I dirty dolphined myself when I french kissed him and ate my own Jizz.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

Dolphin

My favorite animal 🐬. An animal that is amazing and a beautiful creature everyone should love

Wow look at that dolphin it can do flips I wish I was a dolphin but I’m really stupid

by Robyn.simpson477 August 18, 2018

dolphinication

Dolphins being educated in rape

Adam West just got educated on dolphinication

by dolphinication May 6, 2014

Dolphin Dick

A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole

Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

The Dolphin

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

Last night I tried the Dolphin and I could do it. Been doing a lot of training.

by QuakerOtis October 6, 2021

Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022