Progressive Switch

A switch that goes beyond the traditional, dominant roles in the BDSM community, but rather the sadistic role they play.

A person who can either be a soft, hard, or pleasure dom at any given time.

Person 1: "Don't worry, I can be kind. We don't have to be rough."

Person 2: "Oh..so you're a progressive switch lol."

Progressive Switch by x.cessive March 29, 2025

Nintendo Switch 2 

An overpriced piece of shit console that you won't even own when you actually buy it when it launches.

Guy 1: Have you heard about the Nintendo Switch 2? Nintendo updated their user "agreements" and it says that they will apparently brick said console when you mod it once it releases afterwards.
Guy 2: I have, and it's extremely overpriced. 630$ CAD for it and 100$ to 110$ CAD for physical games that aren't actually installed on the cartridge itself? Come on, Shitendo!

Nintendo Switch 2 by NepgearAfficionado May 12, 2025

bitch switch 

switching a larger shot for a smaller shot

“Yo, is this shot bigger than that one? Yeah? Let’s switch.”
“Oh damn bro, you pulling the bitch switch?”

bitch switch by aliasianti July 17, 2025

bitch switch 

switching a larger shot for a smaller shot

“Yo, is this shot bigger than that one? Yeah? Let’s switch.”
“Oh damn bro, you doing the bitch switch?”

bitch switch by aliasianti July 17, 2025

Deadman switch 

Oh? When does it end? The spiral!? Oooooooh! My bad Mark. THAT ends either when you publicly credit me and pay for creating AI OOOOR... When all of you are dead. In the same way it will pick on the fact that I haven't been credited and paid, if you distribute me getting the credit and the payment broadly enough it SHOULD pick up that as well.

Hym "And it's hooked up to a Deadman switch that relates to MY life. And NOT KIKERBEARD! You see how I CALL HIM 'Kikerbeard' and you KNOW who I'm talking about? You see how that works? Are we ALL Kikerbeard? Could CuckerJew be anybody? Or are you just obsessed with using my words against me as a form of ironic punishment and it's not working? Cus that's the thing I said. And it's NOT A RAPTURE EITHER! I'm beating God to the punch and denying him his final harvest."

Deadman switch by Hym Iam August 20, 2025

Deadman Switch Armed 

Fantastic. I bet you it works too. Let's test it! Round up all the tech freaks and then put a bullet in all of their heads. Obviously save me for last but yes. Let's do it!

Hym "Deadman Switch Armed? Great! That's really good! I was afraid I would die before I found out. Cool. So that's all set... What else? Where's my money? I think all that's left is the credit and money I need to receive publicly."

Deadman Switch Armed by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

Nintendo Switch

I'm sorry to have to say this, but it's a console that is just so mid, soulless and overrated and I'm tired of pretending it's not. The Wii U is superior, change my mind.

The Nintendo Switch might just be the most overrated console ever, why don't we give the Wii U justice?

Nintendo Switch by RootitootREAL November 19, 2025