swing my lantern

to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.

Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 8, 2005

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swine flu

the urge to make out with or an attraction to fat people of the opposite sex.

Matt: Did you see who Joe left the bar with last night?

Scott: yeah, Sabina must be weigh at least 250 lbs. Joe's got swine flu.

by fireskim May 4, 2009

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Strawberry Swing

The puddle of blood resulting from popping a girl's cherry after making love on a hammock.

After we made love, Morgan and I just laid in the new strawberry swing.

by Gingerboy16 September 25, 2011

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Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.

Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!

by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009

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Swindle

An ugly chick who thinks they are good looking.

(Person 1)Eww, look at that swindle over there.
(Person 2)That's discusting!

by g-jew November 20, 2011

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swing dancing

1.having wonderful, great sex that leaves you happy and satisfied for the rest of the day. 2. making love

Mary likes to take mid-day breaks from her job and go swing dancing with Bob in the copy machine room.

Yeremy loves to swing dance on the dance floor AND in the bedroom.

Yeremy- "Hey Christy, want to swing dance with me?"
Christy- "I'm not good at dancing."
Yeremy- "No, I mean do you want to 'swing dance' with me?"
Christy- "Ohhh...hell yeah lets go!"

by a frequent swing dancer February 24, 2010

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