red state

A state that has recently gone Republican and is shown on the political maps as red; oppisite of bicoastal and blue state.

You'll never carry a red state with a pro-gun-control candidate.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Old Marble Statue

When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.

"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."

"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."

by diarrhea mouth? January 5, 2010

Youngstown State University

A reasonably priced institution of higher learning, a.k.a., "the academy on the hill." It was founded in Youngstown, Ohio (between Pittsburgh and Cleveland), as a law school in the YMCA, eventually became a state college and then a state university. It has a great reputation for many of its degrees, including engineering, physical therapy, nursing, business and education. It also has a NEOMFA and a doctorate in education. The campus is sprawling and well-attended by landscapers. The Butler Institute of American Art is surrounded by the YSU campus. Nearby is the world renowned Mill Creek Park.
Many Northeastern Ohio residents--and people from all over the world--attend to save money and end up loving the institution and its faculty and staff, many of whom have national reputations. Killer sports teams! World-class library, Maag Library on Wick Avenue!
There are great Italian restaurants within walking distance, and the downtown has been revived. There are live jazz clubs and great martini bars! Check it out!

Youngstown State University is a tremendous institution where you can obtain a superior education in many fields.

by YSU Alumna Karen March 4, 2009

Staten Island

The long lost bourough of NYC. Staten Island has the biggest wiggers in the world. Kids from Todt Hill drive around in there Escalades and Mercades listening to rap and hate all the black, mexicans, Puerto Ricans that drive by them.

Also, where i live. -.-; The garbe hole of the world.

Staten Island should get flooded and die

by Jesse February 25, 2005

The United States Naval Academy

Formost school of naval knowledege and practice in the world. produces both sailors and marines that kick ass and take names.

That marine L.T that shows Marines are the best came from The United States Naval Academy

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Red states

The states that voted in George W Bush. Sine those states are full of fucking morons, it has become a saying.

When somebody does something incredible stupid they are refered to as a red state.

(Isn't it funny how the two states that were effected by 9/11, NY and Washington, voted in Kerry?)

You drank a can of paint? What's wrong with you, you fucking red state!!?

by Iraq has oil, Afganastan does not. January 3, 2005

Staten Island

A borough of New York that's part suburban and part city.
Staten Islanders live in 3-bedroom houses and either drive, take a bus, a boat, or a train to get to places.

Danielle, sweetie, remember to lock the house before you catch the S56 to school, we don't want some fuck head to break in and steal our big-screen tv and trash the basement's rec-room, I'm taking the X1 to work today, well it's such a nice day, maybe i'll take the S61 to St. George and take the Staten Island ferry, I wanna view the city and smell the ocean.

by StatenEyelandt November 5, 2008