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Squirrel

A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.

Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut
Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.
by crew8221 March 9, 2004
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squirl tits

"Squirl Tits" refers to extremly small breasts or tits. bee stings
"Shut up Squirl Tits!"
"Shake them Squirl Tits"
by Klingefucious June 11, 2006
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Squirrel

The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)
Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*
by Bunny Mafia July 25, 2006
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squirrel cheeks

When it appears that you have nuts in both sides of your cheeks.
Look mom, Kasey has squirrel cheeks.
by Sue Johnson August 3, 2006
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Squirk

A term used to describe the pubescent cracking of the vocal chords often heard in adolescent males as their voice changes, but somewhat common to both genders and all ages. There is no preceding term used to describe this phenomena, it has previously been described as merely one's voice "cracking." Squirk is a noun and a verb.
I finally got up the courage to speak with her, but I squirked as soon as I opened my mouth and she and her friends ran off giggling at me.
by Hamilton Mumford Beach November 3, 2009
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squirbo

When someone is being a dumbass.
Originated from plants versus zombies.
Richard: fuck you, dude!
Tim: ok, squirbo
by ManiacalDorito January 9, 2020
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Squirf

Marching band peoples who band together to unite all squirf people in their community.
Calling all squirfs, calling all squirfs. Join the squirf union as we will do things!
by bo-jack September 5, 2009
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