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Humboldt Squid

An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family
Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid
by anonymous July 28, 2024
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Squid

A squid is a beastly beings who blow all of their savings to buy their dream bike to the point they can't afford a proper safety gear to match their dank ass bike. Usually rocking used Japanese sports bikes or even the latest Panigale in some countries. Riding with only a pair of denims and a t-shirt, some higher level squids even ride with flip flops.

These beastly beings, despite the lack of safety gear, are well equipped with the balls of professional stunt rider with a fraction of the skill. The compulsory stunts for them are burnouts and wheelies, and some stoppies occasionally.
Damn, that boi is such a squid. Seen him pulled a wheelie for a solid mile on his new Panigale V4R yesterday, he's still wearing the same old MS88.
by DenDenMushi January 17, 2020
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Squid Game

This lowkey happen when a barely legal Japanese girl crams a moist octopus/squid in her pussy. The object of the game is to see how many days you can leave it in there.
Xing Ling Po was caught playing squid game in her room. He father Chow Wong Dong was very furious! Don't play squid game. Squid game no good. No good is squid game.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
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squid#1000

is a cute mf but probably has feet kink lol but they’re cute tho
omg did you see how cute squid#1000 is??
by sussssssy baka November 20, 2021
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Squid

Started by the late Zac Thompson (oct. 7th 1992-sept. 27th 2014) a squid is an untrustworthy person and soon caught on around baltimore streets to describe someone slippery or deceitful. Zac unfortunately made a slang so catchy friends and family bestowed him with the nickname squid. This of course upset him because he called others squid and now he himself, was squid. Zac committed suicide on September 27th 2014 at his house for unknown reasons leaving no notes, or telling anyone he needed help. To remain anonymous but to inform you all reading this, he had a few close friends, I was lucky enough to be one. I'm no stranger. Zachary A. Thompson is succeeded by his son, Cayden Thompson. RIP squid.
You took off the dude? Damn your a squid.

Yo what up squid!?!?
by Edgemere October 11, 2014
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squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.
Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".
by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019
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Squid lipping

The act of producing a wet slapping noise with your labia similar to that of grabbing your cheeks and moving them in a rapid succession. Typically pertaining to women with larger than average or low hanging labia.
Damnit Sami, stop shaking your legs, I can hear your squid lipping!
by DiskoBAT December 3, 2021
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