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The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.
I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.
by Janos Audren April 29, 2008
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wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.
Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.
by chickenbeak October 22, 2010
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Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock
Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.
by tickl1sh May 29, 2014
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pay for a spread

Baseball term; buy dinner for your entire team.
Hud:"Hey Dice, did you pay for a spread?"
Dice: "Absolutely"
by duckzor June 4, 2016
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west side spread

a west side spread is a type of way you can finger a woman. You start woth making a west side symbol with your hand and inserting it into you woman and when it is inside your woman you spread your pointer finger and your pinke finger creating the west side gang sign. Trade marked By Daniel and cooper. cooper and i created this word when we where in cooking class messing around.
Dudeee i totally used the west side spread on Tina the other night and she was wetter than a water fall
by Not,e 1020 March 24, 2018
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Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man
by Hog wild November 9, 2018
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A paulie spread

by Toasty83 April 12, 2020
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