“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
by rasta badmon February 09, 2025
In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....
Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
by Tony du Angletere April 09, 2022
The inevitable point during a proper midwest dinner (usually towards the end) where one of the diners notices that they will be the ones eating the last and final bite. The last and final bite started as a grand dessert and was whittled down as it was passed around with no one wanting to be the one to take the last bite.
by smooth cookie September 29, 2021
by Splithewood December 03, 2016
The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!
"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
by Loco Moco October 10, 2013
When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out
by DeRayLa June 16, 2022
When two people pee into a toilet at the same time. The one standing urinates in between the legs of the other who is sitting.
by KEOLASAURUS December 02, 2024