Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.

My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.

by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025

Ski Churning

The use of two hands to churn two seperate sticks simultaneously.

Man, I loved Ski Churning John and Doe the previous night.

by Highlander9669 December 11, 2025

Skiing in aspen

Snorting a line of coke

Me and mike or going to be skiing in aspen if you want to tag along

by Robo2004 January 3, 2026

Ola Ski

Cool

Ola Ski is sexy

by Not Ola K-H January 20, 2025

Ski-tard

A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.

“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard”

by Yama_2 February 2, 2025

Ski Ski

Acting like you are going to do something, but stopping at the last second to mess with one.

Stop doing "ski ski" and revive me! I have ray gun!

by CutiePatootiesBakingCookies February 3, 2025

Ski Ski skabernakle

Replaces every living thing

You are such a ski ski skabernakle

by Griddy on the body yeah February 21, 2025