SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

simons opinion

something you don't care about, it is just shit.

Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?

by YoloMcSwagLord June 13, 2016

Simon

A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)

Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.

"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.

by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016

Simon

Simon is the best of all guys!

Hes one of all people in the World Thats likes everyone for how they are.

Hes Playing games the most But hes Always friendly and "cute"

cute"

•"Hey you See that Guy iver there he seems Nice"

"Ya its probly a Simon"

by FXboy December 12, 2016

simon linnarsson

A sexy guy who likes to play Destiny and loves everyone but max newbery

if someone hates you like he really simon linnarsson you

by agata...singel December 12, 2016

SIMON_AND_SARAH

They are the cutest couple in the whole world! They will stick with each other no matter what! Many people are jealous of their relationship and tries to destroy it! But they will never succeed! It is a couple of gods wish! They will soon be married and have beautiful children together! Their love is based off the strongest ground that is impossible to tear down! Their love is far from what we are used to see, nobody else can Archive their love. It is the most beautiful and purest form of loving life could give. You can't compare their love with anybody else. Simon and Sarah is the most powerful couple on the planet. Love is all they need! Their loyalty, respect, honesty and love is irreplaceable. They are best friends and lovers. Their love will last forever until the death takes them apart! Simon and Sarah is the definition of love.

Simon and Sarah is the definition of love. SIMON_AND_SARAH

by Allineedislove December 20, 2016