Apple Shits

A general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. The elderly often suffer from apple shits (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.

A: "Hey granny, we totally tricked you!"
B: "Oh you youngerns, I got the apple shits..."

by The Unnamed Victim June 17, 2010

Prickle-Shits

A spikey poop

Matt ate too many dry Ramen Noodles, so he had prickle-shits the next morning. They were of the spikey variety. "Oh god damn Joe Rogan my ass hole is raw from that massive prickle shit I just took, I need to lay off those noodlez."

by Mheisenbomb October 17, 2012

Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.

"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"

by Ormagoden September 1, 2014

glow shits

The aftermath of a glow stick breaking after being shoved into your rectum, the person then proceeds to take a "glow shit"
Symptoms include radioactive poisoning and shitting rainbows.

I got a whole stack of glowsticks stuck up my butt, I'm going to be taking glow shits

by qfadsad March 11, 2015

Marker Shits

When you've pooped and you're wiping but it's always dirty. As if you were trying to wipe a marker dry.

Dude, I was busy. I had the marker shits.

by Cmoore8241 August 19, 2016

Boom-shits

When you have three quesalupas with 8 fire sauces from Taco Bell.

"Ah bro, I have the boom-shits!"

by G-Dog2022 May 20, 2016

jerky shits

The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky

Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow

by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016