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Shit-ton

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.
by MastaFlava February 16, 2010
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Shit Standoff

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.
Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."
by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013
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Shit soup

When you take a shit and then piss in the toilet afterward
Goddamnit! You didn't flush your shit soup!
by maxxor129 June 28, 2015
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shit happens

Something that happens that is out of your control. Also meant if you really don't care for what happened.
Guy 1: "dude, did you hear what happened?"
Guy 2: "shit happens. So what's new?"
by HigherChamp January 25, 2014
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shit test

A manufactured grievance a woman uses to test the mettle, competence and confidence of her mate. It is an intentional provocation accompanied by an implicit and subconscious desire that the man put his foot down, set reasonable boundaries and demonstrate that he will not be bullied, nagged, shamed or guilted into submission. Its purpose is to confirm for her that he is capable of doing what needs to be done to provide for and protect her and her children. The subconscious thought process is, "If he can't stand up to me, how will he be able to deal with the cavemen down the valley who keep us up all night revving their motorcycles, let alone help bring down a mastodon or fend off the sabre toothed tigers?"

The worst thing a man can do when his woman is shit testing him is assume the grievance is genuine and cave in to her. Despite her seeming demand that he submit, if he does, she will lose respect for him, and once she loses respect for him she will believe that she's with a man who is not worthy of her, which in turn makes her angry and resentful of him. She will then escalate the tests, each grievance becoming more and more outrageous and irrational in a desperate bid for him to finally draw a line and say, "this far, no further."
''I had to dump her because i was getting tired of the constant shit tests''
by youngsimba1991 August 7, 2019
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shit to end all shits

Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.
Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!
by LonePooper January 3, 2018
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shit test

A test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.
I talked all the night and didn't let that chick perform her shit tests on me man, until she got drunk.

We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.
by MyLittleJack November 28, 2006
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