rubbing ya nose in the puss

(v.) when an obviously homosexual guy pretends to like woman (or the "puss")
Lance Bass used to rub his nose in the puss, but he finally decided to come to terms with his sexuality as a gay man in 2008. "Lance, ya rubbing ya nose in the puss!"
by faghag69swimfan69 February 02, 2010
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slap it up, rub it down

A type of masturbation involving a gentle slapping to stiffen the penis, followed by stroking up and down the shaft of the penis to the point of ejaculation.
When Willie is a little slow to wake up one thing you can do is slap it up, rub it down.
by Popo4242 August 04, 2017
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Scandinavian Rub N' Tug

A Scandinavian Rub N' Tug is only achieved when one duct-tapes their hand half shut, duct-tapes that same hand securely to the bottom side of a table, and then preceds to fuck their own hand. With the addition of lube, this act becomes a filthy Scandinavian Rub N' Tug
Jo really enjoys the feeling of a Scandinavian Rub N' Tug, because it feels as if he is finally fucking a real girl.
by Mein Feuher April 15, 2009
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rub our tits together

It simply means we should hang out or get together.
Its been so long since we have seen each other, we need to rub our tits together very soon!

or

Quit being so stuck up and go rub your tits with hers asap!
by The E Show April 21, 2010
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Carribean Jerk Dry Rub

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.
I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.
by Drinking Tom May 27, 2015
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Grub hub chub rub

When you’re jazzed About your food delivery order, so you wank it while you wait.
Dude I can’t wait for this sushi, it’s giving me grub hub chub rub.
by Mycatlego July 20, 2021
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