south river

A small little coolest town on earth:
we got pot heads
Mexicans
Brazilians
more Mexicans
Portuguese people
fagots sorry homos
and black people.
REPRODUCTION
did i mention Mexicans
well this place is the groovy we are full of pot
we got our frolicers
were 2 miles away from malls
and we got pot
so come to south river enjoy your stay!

Gay Dude:South river sucks!

South river frolicker: go suck ur dad's dick son,south river the bomb!

by John Faluba January 5, 2009

Riverside

Set that Wayne Brady claims after shooting Ashy Larry.

"Riverside motherfucker!"

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

river oaks baptist boys

They are short, mean, average looking boys who think they are so cool and all they do is chase the Kinkaid girls. They have bad BS and have no game. Can’t play sports either.

robs girl 1: the river oaks baptist boys are so mean and annoying

Robs girl 2: I know all they do is hook up with Ava, Brisa, and Anna Cate

by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019

Flint River

A bad case of the mud butt caused by eating food from flint, michigan.

Person 1: "Today, I ate at the White Castle in Flint."
Person 2: "Oh shit, did you get the Flint River?"
Person 1: "Of course."

by asdlfaselfaslkdfak;l March 2, 2011

river

A character off of the popular Tv show/movie Firefly. She's a teenager who was messed up by the Alliance untill her cool brother Simon saved her.
Also a girl that lives inside her own head.

I'm a River, I just think too much.

by Darth_`Eowyn September 15, 2006

Rocky River

the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.

"Oh hey lets go to Rocky River!" *goes there* "Um...nevermind. Bad idea. Let's go home."

by CarlyKillsYouTM August 3, 2008

riverdale

One of the three of the independent hill schools in the riverdale area, the other two being horace mann and fieldston. Riverdale is considered the school where you go if you don't get into Fieldston or Horace Mann. Their sports are mediocre as well as their academics, but more importantly, they are all assholes, especially that bitch who previously defined the three hill schools. She clearly has no idea what she is talking about, most likely because she is a riverdale student. peace bitchh

I go to Riverdale, i'm a stuck-up pussy bitch with no life and no future.

by fieldstoner January 20, 2008