1 definition by John Faluba

A small little coolest town on earth:
we got pot heads
Mexicans
Brazilians
more Mexicans
Portuguese people
fagots sorry homos
and black people.
REPRODUCTION
did i mention Mexicans
well this place is the groovy we are full of pot
we got our frolicers
were 2 miles away from malls
and we got pot
so come to south river enjoy your stay!
Gay Dude:South river sucks!

South river frolicker: go suck ur dad's dick son,south river the bomb!
by John Faluba October 21, 2007
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