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minute rice

Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks tacky.
"Hey, dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that rice must have cost a lot of money."

"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."

"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 12, 2020
mugGet the minute ricemug.

Black rice

I live out in the country and hate coming home to find "black rice" on my counter.
by Leonis Alpha January 17, 2020
mugGet the Black ricemug.

pat on rice

cool ricey person. part of superiorest friend group ever, kaka.

messages a lot on it :fearful:

overall pog person

dictatore created this post
did you see pat on rice over there?
by DictatorE February 26, 2022
mugGet the pat on ricemug.

Rice wife

She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.
by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018
mugGet the Rice wifemug.

evan rice

A prick an asshole who fucks hoes and gets money
Evan rice fucked both of my sisters and when I confronted him he shot me in the leg.
by Dmb April 18, 2017
mugGet the evan ricemug.

Rice Valve

A part on a car, whether good or bad, that chances performance or sound from factory standards. Also any part in need of repair or replacement that makes the car sound bad or look stupid. Examples include a squeaking engine belt, aftermarket exhaust, super or turbo chargers, or any malfunctioning part of a car, like a noisy engine that is worn out.

Also, any time a Honda or other foreign car that somebody revs really hard or tries to floor it, making the car sound loud as hell. After hearing this one would comment on the Rice Valves in the car, even though they don't exist.

Abbreviated as Rvalves.
Dude, did you hear the exhaust on that car? Must have some monster Rice Valves in it!

I floored my car yesterday, I thought the Rive Valves were gonna explode!

Person 1: Man, my A/C belt is squeaking.
Person 2: Sounds like you need to get your Rice Valves replaced.
by Tiger Trainer November 13, 2009
mugGet the Rice Valvemug.

Meat and rice

When meat produces a white sticky substance
Becky needs to go eat meat and rice.
by Meatandricer.net June 5, 2018
mugGet the Meat and ricemug.

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