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wazoo quests

Quest in an MMORPG that are extremely simple and rather boring, but it is necessary to complete them in order to level up a new character. You've done them a million times, and you're going to do them again, not because you want to but because you have to.
This term was invented in the MMORPG Guild Wars.
"Dude, Command Training and Map-Travlel inventer are such annoying Nightfall wazoo quests."
by Smorggie November 1, 2007
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Quest Cape Skiller

A quest cape skiller is a RuneScape player usually over Combat Level 100, that trains all skills to be high without getting a respectable skill cape, instead wearing a sub-par quest cape. They usually have a fail total level.
James: Lol, this lvl 110 quest cape skiller thinks they own the show with their 70+ stats and shitty quest cape. Shame about the 1800 total.
Matt: Yeah, nub much.
by Cokebaron January 15, 2009
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Good Question

What a person replies when they want to say "Kill yourself"
Son: "Hey mom, what are Saturdays for?"

Mom: "Good question son"
by Zxeeri January 23, 2019
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Lime quesadilla

A: "Hey i wanna see you chuck that lime quesadilla."
B:"I'm already done."
by Jizza July 12, 2003
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Swamp-Question

When you feel awkward about a situation and ask some other person's opinion about it and things suddenly become more strange than before causing you to ask another swamp-question, which will eventually pull you deeper and deeper in the swamp.
*You kissed a girl's head on a party and later on ask her if she was pissed at you*

Boy: "Hey, remember when I, like, kissed your head?"
Girl: "Yeah sure"
Boy: "So, uh, are you pissed at me for doing it, 'cause you've not been talking to me for days now"
Girl: "Why should I? Didn't it use to be a friendship-kiss?"
*feels strange now*
Boy: "Yeah of course it was, was it to you? (Shit, I'm quite good at asking Swamp-Questions...)"

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Pussy Quest

by agergargaergareg November 14, 2011
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Dragon Quest

Probably the worst Japanese Role Playing series in existence. It has archaic, simplistic and shallow gameplay, while utterly lacking in any sort of redeeming values, with not even the storyline or characters ever being any good. The lack of evolution is just disturbing, and when the series does try and change, it is both minimal and late to the party. Dragon Quest is to other JRPGs what Dynasty Warriors is to Ninja Gaiden and other action titles.

Honestly, I never understand why gamers lower their standards so much for Dragon Quest. This is a series that hasn't offered gaming or gamers anything relevant in almost two decades. Would anyone outside of Japan even care if the Dragon Quest series was discontinued? The only people who would are two minorities - the fake Dragon Quest fans who only like the series now because it is on Nintendo platforms again, and the people who just generally have atrocious taste in everything.

Ultimately, Dragon Quest is just really awful. Having to sit through these games is like drilling needles into your eyes. I swear anyone who sits through a Dragon Quest game in its entirety must be a Masochist. And people wonder why Japan has such a high suicide rate? There really should be a law against hyping Dragon Quest games.
If it has Dragon Quest in the name you can pretty much expect the JRPG equivalent of dog shit.
by Ivalice-Alliance November 8, 2009
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