pseudopod

Non-Apple personal music player

I had to use a miniplug cable to plug my pseudopod into the speaker.

by wetrats September 4, 2009

PseudoCybernation

The act of justifying one's electronic unavailability, in the event of not wanting to be contacted (or simply scheming to not answer phone calls, text messaging SMS, email, Facebook Wall posts, or IM's from friends, family, coworkers, the usual stalker, etc), with semi-credible platitudes.

This can be successfully achieved by placing the blame of such non-responsiveness on a shortfall in cell phone signal, end-of-life of current battery charge, accidental switching into vibrate/silent mode, and plethora of difficulties related to WiFi.

All aforementioned alibis have a nice ring-of-truth, and there is no way your mom, your annoying 16-year old sister, your friend Steve/Heather (who only calls to ask for a ride or to borrow cash or score some of your weed), or that creepy dude from last Thursday's party whom you FB-friended when you were too drunk, can prove otherwise.

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Mom: Mijo, I kept calling last night. I made hígado encebollado, nopales con verdolagas and lentejas, just like we do every Tuesday.

You: Darn, mom, I can't believe I missed that awesome banquet. You know, it must've been when I placed the phone on vibrate earlier to go on PseudoCybernation from Steve. Sorry I couldn't get your call.

(Bonus!)
Mom: I tried to leave you a voice message, but your mailbox is full.

You: Yea, I know. Thing is, I'm waiting for Verizon to do away with their stupid limit of 25 voicemails, so I'm protesting by keeping my inbox full.

ii
Your friend Steve: Hey bro, I txtd you last night man! These two honeys wanted to get down, but they live all the way down in San Ysidro. I was thinking maybe you could be designated driver since you're doing that Lent thing. Wha happen yo?

You: Aww, man! Really?? I was out all day doing errands with my lil sis for her Science Fair project, but I didn't have my car charger with me, so my Droid died ‘cause I was using it to GPS navigate around North Park, and the Google Maps App literally sucked the life out of the poor battery. I couldn't recharge until I got back from dropping her off at my parents'.

(Bonus!)
Your friend Steve: But dude, you're usually in and out of there like good weather in Indiana!

You: Yea man, but my mom begged me to try her Tuesday Special...

Your friend Steve: Oh snap! Is she still cooking that nasty liver with all that crazy green stuff?

You: ugh... don't remind me...

by icaito March 14, 2010

Psuedo Rape

1. Psuedo Rape is a lot like normal rape because it involves unwanted intercourse, but the rapist has such a small penis that the victim can barely feel the penetration.

I was totally attacked last night, but it was only psuedo rape. I'm still not even sure if his small penis made it in!

by Misssssssssy January 8, 2011

pseudokimono

Term used in refernce to the clothing of anime/manga characters that appears to be derived from the kimono. Such clothes are kimono-like in nature, but for the most part, usually much skimpier.

See: Mai Shiranui, Shiba Kuukaku, Baiken, Kurenai.

by Mel July 27, 2005

pseudosoldier

(Commonly found in U.S. Military, U.S. Air Force) Can be described as the following; one who is lazy and complains, whines and bitches about every little thing, lives by the phrase "but why do i have to do that", lacks a cunt hair of integrity because they refuse to look you in the eye and stand up for what they say, does not have backbone or a "set" because they are true cowards at heart. These pseudosoldiers don't deserve to wear the pin a medal came with. They also haven't sacrificed anything in their lives and pretend to be actual soldiers. (By the way, a dictionary definition of a "soldier" is one engaged in military service)

Can you believe this pseudosoldier can't stand up for what he says?

by Urabitch Willey85 February 21, 2011

psuedo-faggot

When one thinks one is good at an activity when one is really not

xI DomKilla Ix a.k.a. Dominic is a psuedo-faggot because he thinks he is good at Gears Of War when he gets raped in every match.

by nate and jay October 6, 2007

Pseudointellectual

(noun)
Being a person marked by having
1. The ability to learn or understand or to deal with new or trying situations
2. The skilled use of reason
3. The ability to apply knowledge to manipulate one's environment or to think abstractly as measured by objective criteria
apparently rather than actually as stated.

A person who pretends to be intelligent but isn't is a pseudointellectual

by GM Yami Yokaze December 20, 2004