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A cut above the rest, this Valorant player is the immortal demon lord that stalks your iron/bronze lobbies and does an amazing cosplay of an average dogwater valorant enjoyer. Their aim is the consistency of a mans heart monitor after finding the now infamous scene of Asuna Yuuki's "death" ( a side character in the famous anime, Sword Art Online). Their game knowledge, however should not be toyed with as they could be the best player to have ever graced the lands of Bind and Split. They are what some would say "an anomaly, a blackhole within this FPS filled with flashy colours and expensive pixels". All this shouldn't be suprising as once they are in your games the faith of your rr is in their hands. Should you let him cook? or should you let him sit in the depths of bottom frag, it is up to you.
Raze: Yo why did my Jett instalock bro we are cooked?

Fade: Nah I know who this is... it is the one they call Kurenai.

Jett: Raze just let me cook dude, easy rr for this game.

Unknown: Guys I think we need smokes and I can't play smokes for doodoo.

*Reyna*: Its okay we don't need smokes.

13 rounds later...

0 - 13

Jett: 20 - 14 - 0
Kurenai by Justicale February 21, 2023
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Kurenai Yuhi 

A Naruto character. She was one of the four "main" jounins in Naruto who did nothing except "putting Itachi under genjutsu" and getting pregnant. She is said to be a genjutsu master. Well the author never intended to show her do anything anyway.
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Shu Kurenai 

The 2nd strongest beyblader in the world, only surpassed by Valt Aoi. He is best friends with Valt Aoi whom he met in Beigoma Academy. He was possessed by his bey Spriggan in Beyblade Burst Evolution, becoming the series main antagonist Red Eye, but Valt himself rescued him. He owns the balance-type Beyblade World Spriggan Unite 2B that can spin both clockwise and counterclockwise. He is the most popular Beyblade character in Japan.
Shu Kurenai and his bey Spriggan truly are inseparable.
Shu Kurenai by LetItRip016 October 12, 2020

Angry Kurenai 

An Angry Kurenai is when a girl shoves a banana down a boy's throat then the banana goes all smooshy. After, she must take something rather hard, a weapon, like an iron pole and starts screaming with a high pitchy voice or imitate an indian and runs around the victim also known as the boy. She will then hit him, on the head of course, several times until he's knock out.

Note: The banana might come out of your nose...
Damnit, that girl was so violent yesterday night, she dared to Angry Kurenai me!
Angry Kurenai by Gogo-Chan April 30, 2006

Angry Kurenai 

An angry Kurenai is when a girl shove a banana down a boy's throat, then the banana goes all smooshy. After she takes something really hard, an iron pole for example and start screaming with a high pitchy voice and hits him on the head until he's knock out.

Note: The banana can come out of your nose.
Damnit, yesterday I've been Angry Kurenai'd, that was so violent! My head still hurt....
Angry Kurenai by Gogo-Chan April 30, 2006
an attractive, charming person, makes you feel like you met an angel. typically gives you immediate butterflies to the stomach. kirenai is usually understanding and the type of person you want around forever. kirenai will draw you in quickly and it’s not long before you’re addicted.
Person 1: i get a boner whenever i see kirenai.

Person 2: of course you do
kirenai by luis cypher November 22, 2021
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