jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016

Denature the protein

To bring a bitch to orgasm with salt, acid, heat, and agitation

Linda and i Denature the protein, that bitch was fat-free when i was done with her

by wafferthinmint October 25, 2016

Hong Kong Protesters

Hong Kong Protesters, otherwise known as Honkers . They are a group of protestors (babies) who fight for no reason, they have no clue what they are fighting for, and if angry, they would hit a police officer. If the police officer rebels, or even touches them, they shall fall over and cry and scream in pain.

Did you see those Hong Kong Protesters, I can't believe they are in their 20s, yet they all have a maturity level of a three year old.

by Earth person 1212 October 2, 2019

antiwar protestor

"helpless person", a person that reads texts and shouts out against war. a relict of peacetime, because the futureworld is an americanplanet(ary) war-game with funny preemptivenuclearattacks.
a person, that isnt fromearth, owned by americans

hey! you just bombed a civillian americancrowd! thats illegal!

-no, that was my duty, because they where antiwar protestor(s)! i just did my job!

-sorry. then its oh-kay!

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

Protein Postcard

To give a woman a cum shot accross her face before you leave.

As a momento for all the glorious times me and Helga spent together, I decided to leave her with a token of my esteam, a protein postcard

by macdad March 31, 2003

Corpse Protesters

Originally from the Latin word "corpus" meaning the body, a corps is a group of people who unite for a common cause. The Peace Corps or the Corps of Engineers or even the United States Marine Corps.

A Corpse is made up of employees sent by corporate bosses to protest legislation that will impact their company. These cadavers are used in paid AstroTurf rallies. In a time when unemployment is double digits, termination of employment is a great motivator of Corpse Protesters.

Corpse Protesters work for numerous industries. The Insurance Corpse protests health insurance regulation, the Climate Corpse protests environmental protection and green energy and the Banking and Wall Street Corpse protests banking regulation that would protect consumers and prevent another meltdown. Militias are the most dangerous of the corpses. Hyped up on talk radio gloom and doom, these unemployed white men protest non existent gun regulation and their tactics border on terrorism.

by stillonline November 16, 2009

yield protection

Something that rich, white, private-school educated college applicants complain about when they are rejected from a top school over a person with a lower ACT/SAT score, GPA, AP classes, etc.

Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.

"I have a 3.8 GPA, took only one AP class and I got into NYU!"

"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."

by fuji8 March 26, 2021