Pollock

To ejaculate on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late Jackson Pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.

"Dude, I Pollock-ed all over her face last night."

by 2Smeds1Cat March 24, 2014

Pillow

Someone who has no backbone or gonads, totally unable to think for himself and therefore takes direction from someone else. Thus, he is a pillow and bares the imprint of the last ass that sat on him..

My ex-best friend is a pillow. His new girlfriend doesn't like me, so he threw away our friendship because she told him to do it.

by CrazyManNo9B August 30, 2010

pillow grilled

When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks on barbecued food.

I didn't realize why everyone on the subway was giving me weird looks, until I saw that my face was still severely pillow grilled.

My lies about sleeping on the job were futile, as the pillow grill I was sporting was very damning.

by AlexJenna March 1, 2008

Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.

Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"

by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010

Pillow Fucking

The act of "Pillow Fucking" can be used for pleasure in both males and females. The most common ways for men is to make a slit in the pillow (being careful not to rip the stitching of your new cut) and fill two bags of soup that is at a temperature of 96.2 degrees Fahrenheit (thus to not burn your penis but to give a pleasant feeling) and then slide your penis in between the two bags and have intercourse. A way for women (me not being a women being a problem so ai do not know the most common way) is to either plainly hump the pillow, tie a corner I to a knot to increase the hardness, or to just "stuff it in"

Johnny decided to change his nightly routine and decided to try pillow fucking.

by jillardexmachina October 25, 2017

meat pillows

Breasts, tits, jugs, etc....

She's got a sweet set of meat pillows.

by Clayballz March 25, 2007

Pizza Pillows

Pizza Rolls.
Commonly enjoyed at high temperatures by retards.

DURRRR PIZZA PILLOWS HOT!!!

by MYHAMEISJONAS456464 December 20, 2008