Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer

Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night

by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019

perrywinkle

A word that you can use anywhere, and anytime to blame something

Nick: bro did you see who wrote on me?
Ryen: ah it was this dang perrywinkles!

by LMS_Nick December 4, 2019

Perry Bowled

Like a bread bowl. Perry Bowles is the act of eating a hearty soup. (Typically a mixture of beef stew and rice). After ingesting the mixture, you lick the females anus and upon inserting your tongue. Barfing in between in cheeks (which is the potato bread) into the butthole. Thus filling the asshole with a hot soupy mixture.

Dude, I wouldn’t hook up with that girl Perry totally perry bowled that bitch

by Turk92 December 15, 2019

perry central

hick, hillbilly’s, drives tractor to school and in the middle of no where sucks at sport

people at perry central are hicks

by nooneknowsmelolololo February 7, 2020

Perry The Platypus

Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!

Perry The Platypus is so hot

by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 3, 2020

perrysat

a version of the word “period”, used at the ends of conversations or declarations by another person

someone: i have a dick appointment later
you: perrysat

by periosat July 17, 2020

Perryatric

A teenage or adult fan of Phineas and Ferb. From Perry the platypus’ name combined with ‘geriatric’, a word for an old person.

How many other Perryatrics want to see Candace Against The Universe?

by PonyTrainBoi August 2, 2020