Patrick Martin

One who eats the butthole (rim job)

"oh yea he totally patrick martined her"

by poopdollar August 17, 2011

patrick roy

Former Colorado Avalanche goaltender who, despite having more regular-season and playoff wins than any other goalie in NHL history, is best remembered for being pulled 6:27 into the second period of game 7 during the 2002 Western Conference Finals after giving up 6 goals on 16 shots against the greatest team to ever play the game, the Detroit Red Wings. The Red Wings won the game 7-0: this was easily the most appropriate series of events in the history of the Detroit-Colorado rivalry.

"You know, this isn't an HD television but I do believe I can see Patrick Roy crying like the bitch we always knew he was."

by GoWings October 15, 2006

patrick kayne

A hockey player whos cock was seen by max motew

OMG guys i saw patrick kaynes dick, it was awesome

by 6T9r March 9, 2009

patrick spewing

Australian ryhming slang. A reference to former New York Knick Patrick Ewing who rocked the court in a moustache.

Used when disappointed with a turn of events.

"Mate I can't come to your barbecue"

"Patrick spewing"

by Hazzaz November 9, 2007

Patrick kelly

best rapper ever also known as atlas!

yo patrick kelly is a great rapper

by UserNotFound596 March 24, 2021

patrick-wen

1. someone who exhibits the qualities of a fearsome tiger and who rains destruction down upon prescribed American industrial sub-cultures or 2. a nerdy individual with only aspirations of the aforementioned definition and a severe case of premature balding

Bill went to the Halloween party dressed as a patrick-wen and frightened all the guests until they saw his waxed head, after which the spirited mood of the party returned.

by DonaldSh August 3, 2008

Patrick Moore

Top monocle wearer and Arthritic percussionist who likes to look at uranus through his powerful telescope.

Xylophone . Eclipse . Nortons Star Atlas.

by A fan of patrick November 15, 2003