tit tortilla

sometimes, when you've got a big titted babe on her back..her tits sink down flat like tortillas! olé!
hey girl, this is aint no mexican restaurant! put away those tit tortillas!
by haruuur June 04, 2010
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money tits

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”
by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019
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Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.
Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.
by Glittery Tits October 03, 2015
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Trucker Tits

A pair of magnificent tits that are heavenly and at times do more bad than goods.
An accident on highway 69 was caused by a horny male driver named devin getting distracted by a smokin pair of trucker tits which belonged to a milf two lanes over.
by $$C-MONEY$$ June 30, 2011
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muscle tits

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.
"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"
by Manhooters62 February 22, 2014
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torp Tits

by Dr. Dizz September 12, 2019
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Sailor Tits

When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.
When I was in the navy, it got so cold that me and my mates got Sailor Tits in the winter.
by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011
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