by Irishmanreal April 9, 2020

I love it, I’m glad that it’s happening. I am a Misanthrope and there is nothing I want more in this life than to see everybody else go down to the ground before me.
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.
Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..
by ribick June 26, 2020

One that avoids work by showing fake covid results; one who will say that he or she was in close contact with another person that tested positive for covid-19. Most of these individuals are government employees.
The Covid Sham Artist named Chase, will be out another week. When real work needs to be done, the Covid Sham Artist strikes again.
by Covid Sham Artist January 9, 2023

A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.
by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020

1) A song about COVID sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”.
Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.
Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.
by Burgy9999 April 19, 2020

I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
by Tommyttt August 9, 2022
