Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Emma Stone

To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A

Dude, I was watching that Emma Stone movie last night, and I totally got stoned man.

by Knock On Wood March 7, 2011

Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.

Yeah I kind of stone called you.

by bb+af November 22, 2011

cut in stone

A person who has a very chiseled and defined body

Woah Deborah can you believe how cut in stone mike is?

by Heksofh July 27, 2017

Stone Army

The worst army ever to exist in the history of the universe

Person 1 - I'm from the stone army
Person 2 shoots person 1

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019

Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

Gay Stones

When it's late night and you're hungry you make yourself a bowl of fruity pebbles, you can also refer to them as gay stones.

Tommy: "Hey man! Whatcha eating there?"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"

by jbird53916 June 19, 2021