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Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.
"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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Emma Stone

To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A
Dude, I was watching that Emma Stone movie last night, and I totally got stoned man.
by Knock On Wood March 7, 2011
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preston stone

A beautiful young girl who will grow up and do Great things
Looks she's doing what she can with what she has. She is such a Preston stone
by Cameron Boyce February 19, 2015
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Stone Face

A drinking game which consists of taking 3 shots of alcohol with each shot increasing in alcohol content. The objective of the game is to not react while taking the shot (gagging, coughing, spitting it out) or they’ll be eliminated. The game ends when either only player remains or all players that made it past the third shot.
Jack: hey dude, let’s play Stone Face
Grave: good idea, I’ll get the drinks
Jack: let’s see how you do this time, if you can get past the first shot
Grave: fuck off
by Chuckles the Clown of FOS January 29, 2023
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Stone Throne

A name for an erectic penis being ridden in a seated motion
Rachel: “Damn last night Dave called me his bitch and asked me if I would ride his dick”
Ashley: “You mean he called you his Queen and told you to sit on his stone throne?”
by BoxMuncher69420 January 12, 2019
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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.
Yeah I kind of stone called you.
by bb+af November 22, 2011
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