oatmeal vagina

When you fill her vagina with rolled oats and fuck her until clumpy seamen begins to seep out.

Your sister and I got real kinky last night. Let's just say she has a nasty oatmeal vagina.

by The Sexy Taco September 8, 2016

Oakasm

The amazing sensation you experience when putting your poison oak rash under hot water.

Man, that hot water totally gave me an oakasm.

by The Man Don Miguel December 7, 2010

Oakland Police Depart

The worst police department, EVER!!! They don't do shit about the heavy crime in Oakland. It takes forever for them to show up after you report a crime. 69% of all the homicides in Oakland are never solved. They sit around and do nothing whatsoever, but they still collect overtime pay just for working a late night homicide. They're known for police brutality and the "Oakland Riders" incident. Look it up so you know what I'm talking about. As I type this up someone is probably getting shot or shot at and the O.P.D. are doing nothing.

Cop 1: Well he is most definitely dead...

Cop 2: We should harass innocent people and the community to try and get someone to tell us who did it.

Cop 1: I honestly don't care. I mean, we make about $98,000 a year. We shouldn't even try. The case might not get solved anyway.

And this is why Oakland Police Department ain't shit...

by It'sslimmmm November 21, 2013

R.O.A.R.

Right of admission reserved.

the gig tonight is R.O.A.R

by waste November 20, 2004

shady oaks mobile home park

a slummy shithole in Jackson New Jersey. where the people are mostly asshole douche bags who all think they are better than everyone else they think they are Aryan or hicks but the majority of them listen to rap/hip-hop "music". and drive beat up p.o.s vehicles and drive like it is the indi 500 even some pizza restaurants won't deliver for fear of being robbed this place is drug infested and the cops are here on a daily basis

lets go get some drugs and listen to crappy music while hailing Hitler at shady oaks mobile home park

by godzillacock620 January 22, 2012

OATM

abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either
a) your computer crashes, or
b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from windows 95 and your P.C is sickeningly slow, leaving you no choice.

Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?"
You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95!
(OATM)

by DRAGON FORCE January 19, 2006

Oak Tree

A big, tall and strong young male who is built and solid.

I tried pushing Greg and he didn't even budge it was like pushing a damn Oak Tree.

by HHHyt9 April 8, 2009