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Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
by AnalFan January 12, 2020
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Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
by Omencaptains June 13, 2024
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Lay me

When someone makes a layup on you in a basketball game
Kooks lays Jaquan

Justin: “lay me”
by Justoooo August 17, 2019
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lay down friend

Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow
by kydeelou September 6, 2016
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ray gay lay

by briells_wife February 22, 2022
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lay

a shortened version or abbreviation of the word lazy.
"Get up and stop being so damn lay!"
by madyson_jules April 30, 2020
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Lay a hen

To have sex with
Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am
by 2gangster4u March 6, 2023
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